Tuesday, February 4, 2014

I Can't Program a 3rd Key to a Dodge Caravan

I have a 2005 Dodge Caravan with 2 working keys.  I tried to self-program a 3rd.

 
Key A). is the key that came with the car
Key B).  Is one I bought at Ace Hardware (cost $80)
Key C). is a chip key I bought off Ebay.  It was blank when I bought it
I had it cut.
 
Keys A+B start the car and I tried to program C myself.  I followed the directions on inserting the 1st two working keys.  The van never gave a chime on the 2nd key nor did the security light ever flash for me to program a 3rd key.   I believe the problem is that:  Key A has a clicker and key B does not.  Because when I use key B, the clicker on A doesn't work anymore.  I have to insert key A back in the ignition for the clicker to work again.  I think I would be able to program C if either I had 2 A keys or 2 B keys.  Not one of each.  (Unless B is the 8th key to the car, I highly doubt that!  But 8 keys is the max that can be programmed to the car).  I posted this in case anyone else runs into this problem!  Because the directions/owners manual said all I needed were 2 working keys.  Well A + B are working keys and it still wouldn't let me program a 3rd.
 
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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

What a Work Relationship Is

This basically sums up what a work relationship is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerUbfOQTW0

  Friends when you're off the clock and competitors once you're on the clock.  But you're only friends, outside of work, as long as you work at the same place.  Once you change jobs, you're no longer friends at all!  People get new friends at whatever job they're at, and leave the old ones behind.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Mounting Screws for Emerson 32" TV LF320EM4F

I bought a 32" Emerson tv and had a hard time finding mounting screws for it.  So I wanted to post my findings to help someone else.

Update.. In a mounting kit I bought, the screws for this tv are labeled as:  M4 x 35mm

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Friday, September 20, 2013

Public Education Teaches Useless Information

  One of the most important things in ones life is being able to read and write!  If you can read and write, you can teach yourself how to do anything!  We learn 13 years of education in public school, we learn tons of information!  We're taught that the more you know, the better off you are!  But what does that mean when you graduate?  What job can you get with a high school diploma?  There are graduates who apply for a bookkeeping job and are told even though they graduated, they don't have any bookkeeping experience.  So common sense would tell you, then why didn't school teach me about bookkeeping?  Why did the school teach me how to defragment a sentence, stars that are light years away, Geometry. Spanish, but not bookkeeping?  Its designed this way!  We're given a false sense of security that public school and college will teach us everything we need to know!  Not true.  It's up to you to learn the things you need to know!  Public school is for kids to learn the basics so their parents can work and pay more taxes.  If public education and college are so great, then why can't so many people find a job?  The elite use public education and Religion to shape the world they want to live in.  But they don't want to follow the morals they set for everyone, they just want you to follow them.  We're taught how important it is to follow morals, but most people do what they want.  Morals are not laws!

The world needs people to do crappy hard labor jobs.  The elite don't want the masses to learn something useful in public school.  That's why you have to go to college for!  And how do you go to college?  Most get student loans and become slaves to the lender!  An employer doesn't care if you know what's the closest star besides the sun, unless you're going to work for NASA.  All the employer cares about is if you know the job, not if you're smart or not!  If its a sales job, he wants someone who can sell.  If its a medical billing job, he wants the person who knows medical billing.  Its as simple as that!  Why do they teach none of these skills in public school?  Why don't even teach people how to get a job, interview for one, etc..  Its designed this way!  They divert you by making you learn things that 90% of it you'll forget because its useless!  The proof is in what job you can actually get when you graduate.  Most get a job that can be learned in 10 minutes.

The smart ones are the people who are out living their life!  Because you'll be studying useless information while some jock, dumb as a rock, is getting the girls!  Just do what it takes to get the job you want and enjoy your one and only life! 

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Why You Can't Get a Raise at Work!

  What we're taught in public school and what is taught in business school are total opposite!  In public school we are being prepared for how to be a good employee.  We're taught as long as we work hard, follow all the rules, go the extra mile, start at the bottom, work your way up, and do for your employer.  They will do for you!  Nothing farther from the truth!  Its a one-way system where the employer always has the upper hand.  Your employer expects you to dedicate your life to the company.  The employer expects you to stop anything you're doing at a moments notice and take care of work.  The employer wants you to put your job 1st in your life or they'll find the person who will!  So you dedicate your life to your employer but all they owe you is that days pay, that's it!  People who have invested 5, 10, 20, 30 years of their life at a job are not thought twice when its time to have a lay-off!  Your employer owes you nothing and you owe them everything!  But that's not what we're taught in our youth!  You can start at the bottom to work your way up, and you'll see person after person who has no experience starting in jobs above yours.  You don't have to start at the bottom, its a lie!

In business school, future managers are taught to only pay people what they're willing to work for.  Even though your employer has millions of dollars in the bank, he will pay you $1/hr if you're willing to accept it!  That's how business justifies paying people low wages when they could pay more.  To them if you don't like minimum wage, then go home!  That's what they think in they're head but they tell you, "Work harder and you'll eventually get a raise!"  Employers only give you a raise when they have to, when they know you can go somewhere else for more money.  If your employer knows you can't get another job, good luck trying to get a raise!  Don't assume that just because your employer makes a lot of money that it will trickle down to you!  Because it won't!  The employer will only pay you what he has to and takes the extra profits to grow the business.  The law of compensation states:
The amount of money you earn will always be an exact ratio to the need for what you do,
your ability to do it, and the difficulty it is to replace you.  The only way to get raises are if you demand it!  People generally believe to get paid more, they must work more.  Not true.  The way to raise wages is if enough people decide they're not going to work for the given wage.  Its willingness not to work, not willingness to work, that raises wages.  This happened in the 1990's because employers had a hard time getting jobs filled, so they had to raise wages.  But then cheap labor from Mexico has brought wages down.  Employers will promise you anything to get you to start a job!  "You're not gonna make a lot money now, but in 2 years you'll be makings tons of money!"  Statements like this are just empty promises that will probably never happen!  You must take what you want in life, its not going to be given to you out of kindness!

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